Supercars: “What’s iRacing?” Asks David Reynolds

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the announcement the other day that Supercars will run an online E-Series to replace actual motorsport, some teams and drivers are better placed than others to not make themselves look like idiots.  While the likes of Scott McLaughlin, Shane van Gisbergen and Anton de Pasquale have a raft of experience with sim racing, others are looking more … Continue reading Supercars: “What’s iRacing?” Asks David Reynolds

AFL: Eddie McGuire Auditions For Millionaire As AFL Season Locks Out Fans

Damian Barrington | Footy Speculator | CONTACT As the Wuhan Sniffle continues to wreak havoc on the social lives of Australian everywhere (aside from the raging scenes at your local Woolworths), Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has looked to alternative revenue streams for the club by tapping into one of his other jobs.  “While I was hosting breakfast radio and daydreaming about new ways to upset … Continue reading AFL: Eddie McGuire Auditions For Millionaire As AFL Season Locks Out Fans

Supercars: Roland Installs Giant Red Button For Direct Link To iRacing Bigwigs

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Triple 8 team boss Roland Dane is taking no chances ahead of the first race in Supercars’ E-Series, with reports suggesting he has commissioned a giant red button to be installed next to his computer to provide a direct emergency link to iRacing should anyone other than Jamie Whincup or Shane van Gisbergen look like winning at any … Continue reading Supercars: Roland Installs Giant Red Button For Direct Link To iRacing Bigwigs

Supercars: Team Sydney Develops Cure For Teknovirus

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based self-proclaimed “championship contenders” Team Sydney reckon they’ve finally come up with a cure to the dreaded Teknovirus that has plagued the outfit since Shane van Gisbergen left back in 2015.  Speaking from their Yatala  base on the ‘outskirts’ of Sydney, just a short 900km drive from Sydney Motorsport Park, team boss Jono Webb told The Waterton Sports … Continue reading Supercars: Team Sydney Develops Cure For Teknovirus

Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Announced As E-Series Safety Car Driver After “Stellar” Bathurst Performance

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Details regarding Supercars’ recently announced shift from actual racing to simulator events are slowly emerging, with the latest announcement seemingly rewarding Team Penske driver Fabian Coulthard for his skilful display at Bathurst last year.  Head of Supercars Safety Car Deployment Dan Brown told The Waterton Sports Chronicle Fabian is the perfect fit.  “Yeah he’s the perfect fit mate. … Continue reading Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Announced As E-Series Safety Car Driver After “Stellar” Bathurst Performance

Supercars: Real Reason For Hampton Downs, Tasmania Cancellations Revealed

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the announcement that the New Zealand, Tasmania and Perth rounds of the Supercars championship have been cancelled “due to coronavirus fears”, the crack team of investigative journalists at The Waterton Sports Chronicle has done some investigating and found the real reason might be far more sinister.  While we are still investigating the situation in Perth, it seems … Continue reading Supercars: Real Reason For Hampton Downs, Tasmania Cancellations Revealed

Supercars Implements “Parity Measures” For Scott McLaughlin Ahead Of Eseries

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the joke that we ran last week now confirmed as actually kind of not a joke after all, and Supercars announcing earlier today that actual racing will in fact be replaced by online racing, the “organisation” has this afternoon announced a raft of what it’s calling “parity measures” to be applied to Scott McLaughlin apparently in an … Continue reading Supercars Implements “Parity Measures” For Scott McLaughlin Ahead Of Eseries

Punters Find Good Value In Random Romanian Volleyball Leagues As Everything Else Dries Up

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Punters have found a ray of hope amidst otherwise gloomy punting prospects today with the discovery of some absolute gold in the form of random amateur volleyball leagues still being held in Romanian.  Waterton punter Gary told The Waterton Sports Chronicle his usual strategy of building up a tidy bankroll during the week on NBA before blowing it … Continue reading Punters Find Good Value In Random Romanian Volleyball Leagues As Everything Else Dries Up

Supercars: “Penske Beating Us Nearly Destroyed Supercars” Reckons Roland Dane

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Triple 8 boss Roland Dane has had another massive whinge today, in what some are speculating is pent up frustration from not being able to penalise Scott McLaughlin for anything last weekend.  Dane’s rant was unsurprisingly about parity, and how, despite his constant whingeing and crying throughout 2019, someone else still won.  “I mean, we threw more weight … Continue reading Supercars: “Penske Beating Us Nearly Destroyed Supercars” Reckons Roland Dane

Super Rugby: “No Change To Crowd Numbers Expected” Says Raelene Castle

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Rugby Australia boss Raelene Castle is confident the suspension of the Super Rugby season will have “no impact” on crowd attendance.  Castle told The Waterton Sports Chronicle she is expecting absolutely no change to current viewership either in terms of crowd attendance at matches or those watching on TV.  “Yeah look, we’re pretty confident our crowd attendance and … Continue reading Super Rugby: “No Change To Crowd Numbers Expected” Says Raelene Castle