F1: “Back In My Day..” Bernie Ecclestone Rants

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Former F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has chimed into the coronavirus discussion this morning, having a bit of a whinge about the season being “postponed”, how people need to “toughen up”, and what he’d do if he was still in charge of Formula One.  While back in his hey-day Bernie’s legendary rants would have been published all over the … Continue reading F1: “Back In My Day..” Bernie Ecclestone Rants

Waterton Man Buys Adventure Bike, Tries To Go Into “Self-Isolation”

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT A Waterton Heights man has come up with what he reckoned was a genius plan to avoid the missus for a bit and survive the coronavirus pandemic at the same time.  Barry O’Driscoll (65) decided this morning he’d had enough of sitting around watching the ABC try to scare the sxxt out of everyone all day and headed … Continue reading Waterton Man Buys Adventure Bike, Tries To Go Into “Self-Isolation”

Formula One Develops Cunning Plan To Pretend 2020 Season Is Still Happening

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Formula One owners Liberty Media have reportedly spent the last week or so coming up with a cunning plan to make everyone think there’s any chance in hell of the 2020 season actually happening.  The news comes following the announcement today that the Dutch, Spanish and Monaco Grand Prix have been “postponed”, adding to the earlier cancellations of … Continue reading Formula One Develops Cunning Plan To Pretend 2020 Season Is Still Happening

Supercars: “What’s iRacing?” Asks David Reynolds

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the announcement the other day that Supercars will run an online E-Series to replace actual motorsport, some teams and drivers are better placed than others to not make themselves look like idiots.  While the likes of Scott McLaughlin, Shane van Gisbergen and Anton de Pasquale have a raft of experience with sim racing, others are looking more … Continue reading Supercars: “What’s iRacing?” Asks David Reynolds

AFL: Eddie McGuire Auditions For Millionaire As AFL Season Locks Out Fans

Damian Barrington | Footy Speculator | CONTACT As the Wuhan Sniffle continues to wreak havoc on the social lives of Australian everywhere (aside from the raging scenes at your local Woolworths), Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has looked to alternative revenue streams for the club by tapping into one of his other jobs.  “While I was hosting breakfast radio and daydreaming about new ways to upset … Continue reading AFL: Eddie McGuire Auditions For Millionaire As AFL Season Locks Out Fans

Supercars: Roland Installs Giant Red Button For Direct Link To iRacing Bigwigs

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Triple 8 team boss Roland Dane is taking no chances ahead of the first race in Supercars’ E-Series, with reports suggesting he has commissioned a giant red button to be installed next to his computer to provide a direct emergency link to iRacing should anyone other than Jamie Whincup or Shane van Gisbergen look like winning at any … Continue reading Supercars: Roland Installs Giant Red Button For Direct Link To iRacing Bigwigs

Supercars: Team Sydney Develops Cure For Teknovirus

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based self-proclaimed “championship contenders” Team Sydney reckon they’ve finally come up with a cure to the dreaded Teknovirus that has plagued the outfit since Shane van Gisbergen left back in 2015.  Speaking from their Yatala  base on the ‘outskirts’ of Sydney, just a short 900km drive from Sydney Motorsport Park, team boss Jono Webb told The Waterton Sports … Continue reading Supercars: Team Sydney Develops Cure For Teknovirus

Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Announced As E-Series Safety Car Driver After “Stellar” Bathurst Performance

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Details regarding Supercars’ recently announced shift from actual racing to simulator events are slowly emerging, with the latest announcement seemingly rewarding Team Penske driver Fabian Coulthard for his skilful display at Bathurst last year.  Head of Supercars Safety Car Deployment Dan Brown told The Waterton Sports Chronicle Fabian is the perfect fit.  “Yeah he’s the perfect fit mate. … Continue reading Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Announced As E-Series Safety Car Driver After “Stellar” Bathurst Performance

Supercars: Real Reason For Hampton Downs, Tasmania Cancellations Revealed

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the announcement that the New Zealand, Tasmania and Perth rounds of the Supercars championship have been cancelled “due to coronavirus fears”, the crack team of investigative journalists at The Waterton Sports Chronicle has done some investigating and found the real reason might be far more sinister.  While we are still investigating the situation in Perth, it seems … Continue reading Supercars: Real Reason For Hampton Downs, Tasmania Cancellations Revealed

Supercars Implements “Parity Measures” For Scott McLaughlin Ahead Of Eseries

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the joke that we ran last week now confirmed as actually kind of not a joke after all, and Supercars announcing earlier today that actual racing will in fact be replaced by online racing, the “organisation” has this afternoon announced a raft of what it’s calling “parity measures” to be applied to Scott McLaughlin apparently in an … Continue reading Supercars Implements “Parity Measures” For Scott McLaughlin Ahead Of Eseries