Supercars: Shane van Gisbergen Accused Of Spying On Team Penske

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT As a handful of Supercars drivers continue to rack up the practice hours on iRacing, while others, specifically David Reynolds, Lee Holdsworth, Jamie Whincup and Rick Kelly, continue to search for the power button on their PCs, Triple 8 has apparently deployed a spy to gather intel from arch-rivals Team Penske in the lead up to the Supercars … Continue reading Supercars: Shane van Gisbergen Accused Of Spying On Team Penske

REVEALED: Supercars: Roland’s 12 Rules For Winning

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT As Triple 8 adjusts to not being able to cry about parity in this brave new world of pandemic-driven online racing, The Waterton Sports Chronicle has obtained an early draft of Roland’s new reasons to lodge a protest.  With the upcoming Supercars All Stars E-Series set to be dominated by Scott McLaughlin, Shane van Gisbergen and Anton de … Continue reading REVEALED: Supercars: Roland’s 12 Rules For Winning

Supercars: Roland Dane Compiles List Of Reasons Team Penske Should Be Penalised

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the Supercars All Stars E-Series only a couple of weeks away, Triple 8 boss Roland Dane is under immense pressure to come up with new and interesting ways to whinge when he’s not winning..  With Supercars moving even further out of the real world than they were before China forgot to tell anyone they had a bit … Continue reading Supercars: Roland Dane Compiles List Of Reasons Team Penske Should Be Penalised

Social Distancing? Yeah Nah Bro

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Jacinda Ardern’s latest directive is going about as well as every other policy introduced by her government, with apparently the entire country deciding this afternoon that “stay at home” is some kind of elaborate code for “go to Pak N Save” or maybe “you need to fill up your car”.  The Waterton Daily Chronicle spoke to one punter … Continue reading Social Distancing? Yeah Nah Bro

F1: E-Series Gives “TBC” His Opportunity To Shine

F1 fans are wondering if there’s really any point having an e-series in place of actual racing after F1 announced the driver lineup earlier today.  For anyone living under a rock, which to be fair is probably quite a few of you these days, Formula One is supposed to be running an E-Series starting today to replace all the races cancelled so far by the … Continue reading F1: E-Series Gives “TBC” His Opportunity To Shine

AFL: St Kilda Blames Hostile Crowd For Loss To North Melbourne

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT After leading for most of the match, St Kilda adopted their traditional “Oh we’re winning, we better not let that happen” 4th Quarter strategy and ended up going down to powerhouses North Melbourne by 2 points this afternoon, much to the relief of the playing group, who didn’t want to risk making the Kangaroos feel bad for losing.  … Continue reading AFL: St Kilda Blames Hostile Crowd For Loss To North Melbourne

Supercars: Man Says iRacing Is “Like Space Invaders”

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Reports are coming in tonight that some guy in Ballarat or Bacchus Marsh or Betoota or somewhere like that might have taken to social media to have a bit of a whinge about the upcoming Supercars E-Series.  Apparently Barry Roberts thought he was being original when he took to Facebook this morning to let everyone know his thoughts … Continue reading Supercars: Man Says iRacing Is “Like Space Invaders”

Supercars: Scott McLaughlin Under Investigation For Having Cooler Sim Rig Than Triple 8

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Bathurst and two-time Supercars Champion Scott McLaughlin is reportedly being investigated by Supercars tonight after Roland Dane complained about his sim rig.  The news comes as Triple 8 boss Roland Dane switches focus from trying to stop McLaughlin beating his drivers in the real world, to working out ways to stop him in the upcoming E-Series.  “Yeah look … Continue reading Supercars: Scott McLaughlin Under Investigation For Having Cooler Sim Rig Than Triple 8

F1: “Back In My Day..” Bernie Ecclestone Rants

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Former F1 supremo Bernie Ecclestone has chimed into the coronavirus discussion this morning, having a bit of a whinge about the season being “postponed”, how people need to “toughen up”, and what he’d do if he was still in charge of Formula One.  While back in his hey-day Bernie’s legendary rants would have been published all over the … Continue reading F1: “Back In My Day..” Bernie Ecclestone Rants

Waterton Man Buys Adventure Bike, Tries To Go Into “Self-Isolation”

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT A Waterton Heights man has come up with what he reckoned was a genius plan to avoid the missus for a bit and survive the coronavirus pandemic at the same time.  Barry O’Driscoll (65) decided this morning he’d had enough of sitting around watching the ABC try to scare the sxxt out of everyone all day and headed … Continue reading Waterton Man Buys Adventure Bike, Tries To Go Into “Self-Isolation”