Supercars: Jack Smith Learns What Blue Flags Mean

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Reports are coming in that following a pretty eventful couple of days, supercars rookie and former shampoo model Jack Smith apparently spent Saturday evening studying what it means when those people on the side of the track wave blue flags at you.  The good news comes after Smith spent what seemed like about half an hour during race … Continue reading Supercars: Jack Smith Learns What Blue Flags Mean

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Courtney Falls For Triple 8’s Roadrunner Tunnel Trap At Adelaide 500

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Scott McLaughlin has managed to somewhat spoil Triple 8’s parity party this afternoon after finishing ahead of Shane van Gisbergen in the first race of the season at Adelaide.  Things were looking pretty good for Triple 8 early in the race, and not wanting to risk missing out on a 1-2 finish, the team deployed their secret weapon … Continue reading Courtney Falls For Triple 8’s Roadrunner Tunnel Trap At Adelaide 500

Davie “Cheech” Reynolds Hotboxes Penrite “Holden” In Adelaide Top Ten Shootout

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Penrite Racing’s David Reynolds has taken an innovative approach to keeping calm and focused during his Top Ten Shooutout lap at the Superloop Adelaide 500 this afternoon, and it almost saw him claim pole position.  While most drivers probably sip on electrolyte drinks or eat a banana or something before starting their hotlap in a shootout situation, Davie … Continue reading Davie “Cheech” Reynolds Hotboxes Penrite “Holden” In Adelaide Top Ten Shootout

“Holden” Supercar To Run In Touring Car Masters Championship

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT As Supercars continues to ponder how to avoid turning the series into a one-make Mustang Cup, rumours are swirling that the ZB Commodore will turn up alongside all the other old, obsolete cars not available at dealerships in the Touring Car Masters series next year.  The Waterton Sports Chronicle understands the car is set to be run and … Continue reading “Holden” Supercar To Run In Touring Car Masters Championship

Is Chaz Mostert The Scott McLaughlin of 2020? Roland Isn’t Waiting To Find Out

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With Chaz Mostert topping Practice 3 followed by a couple of those pesky Fords, and Will Davison randomly managing to pip Jamie Whincup to P2 in Practice 2 earlier this afternoon, Roland is apparently beginning to wonder what exactly Paulie the Parity Pelican has even been doing for the last few years.  “Yeah, he’s not super happy right … Continue reading Is Chaz Mostert The Scott McLaughlin of 2020? Roland Isn’t Waiting To Find Out

Will Davison To Meet With Stewards After Going Faster Than Whincup In Practice

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Supercars were rubbing their hands together in a state of pure ecstasy for most of the second practice session at the Superloop Adelaide 500 this afternoon, as Triple 8 topped the timesheets for much of the session.  However things took a backward step for the “organisation” (a term we use loosely) late in the session when Will Davison … Continue reading Will Davison To Meet With Stewards After Going Faster Than Whincup In Practice

Supercars Looks At Manufacturer Options, Definitely Not Panicking

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT After demolishing somewhere north of 40 bottles of bubbly last night to celebrate artificially getting “Holden” back to the top of the timesheets, Supercars have cracked out the defibrillator in a desperate attempt to resuscitate the entire series.  The entire colony of pelicans met this morning in Adelaide to work out which manufacturers they haven’t completely torched over … Continue reading Supercars Looks At Manufacturer Options, Definitely Not Panicking

Supercars: Head of Parity Promoted To Formula One Role

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Supercars’ Head of Parity Paulie the Parity Pelican is reportedly leaving Adelaide this morning after getting the call up from Formula One Monopoly Man Chase Carey overnight.  The news comes after Paulie’s determined efforts during 2019 to get “Holden” back out in front appeared to finally pay off after so-called “Holdens” topped the timesheets during the first practice … Continue reading Supercars: Head of Parity Promoted To Formula One Role

“Holden” Teams Have “Done Really Really Well To Gain Advantage”, Says Skaife

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the first proper practice session of the 2020 season completed in Adelaide this afternoon, no one is frothing at the mouth and all over the timesheets more than Fox Sports’ stealth “Holden” ambassador Mark Skaife.  With “Holdens” making up three out of the top 5 spots at the end of the session, An unusually restrained Skaife took … Continue reading “Holden” Teams Have “Done Really Really Well To Gain Advantage”, Says Skaife

Boost Mobile Pulls A Gizzy, Cuts Short “Sabbatical”

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT In a move reminiscent of Shane van Gisbergen’s three day “sabbatical year” at the end of the 2012 season, Boost Mobile has decided maybe it does want to be in Supercars after-all and turned up at Team Sydney for some reason. The news probably comes as a bit of a surprise to Garry Rogers, who packed up and … Continue reading Boost Mobile Pulls A Gizzy, Cuts Short “Sabbatical”