Big Tits, Small Skills: How To Buy A Porsche In Three Days: The Inside Story Of Renee Gracie

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In a Waterton Chronicle exclusive, we examine how former racing driver Renee Gracie transitioned from driving racing cars to getting drilled by randoms on camera for money and back again. 

“Basically, I’ve made a shxt load of money on OnlyFans, despite the Indians trying to steal me for their own gain, so I did what anyone who enjoys letting everyone know they’ve made a shxtload of money for no explainable reason does.

“I bought a Porsche.” Renee explained. 

Not just any old Porsche mind you. No. Renee bought a Porsche GT3 Racing Car.

When asked by this reporter if there’s a good chance she’ll crash it, Renee said nothing. 

“Have you seen my OnlyFans?”. 

It turns out that telling a budding porn star that their porn is rubbish is not a good idea apparently. Renee became ‘hostile’. 

What seems to have happened is her OnlyFans revenue gave this absolute beacon of “equality” the right to use the money she earned from fxxking randoms on the internet enough money to buy her way back into a sport she is neither good at or interested in. 

This reporter spoke to several panelbeaters and mechanics who were all in favour of Renee re-entering the series.

“Yeah mate, she’s a walking goldmine for us to be honest”. Bryan said. 

More to come.