Supercars: Renee Gracie Appointed Chief Safety Consultant

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Following the revelation last week that Renee Gracie has transitioned from fxxking randoms on the racetrack to fxxking them on the internet, the Supercars “organisation” has allegedly backtracked on their original ‘position’, and is now fully behind Renee. 

Head of Supercars Paulie the Parity Pelican took time out of his busy schedule of watching “videos” to announce Renee’s new position this afternoon. 

“Yes. While what Renee gets up to on these videos is, according to other people and definitely not me because I definitely haven’t seen them, not in line with what Supercars is all about, we identified through some extensive ‘research’ an opportunity to utilise Renee’s experience with crashing, together with her intimate understanding of airbags to help improve the safety of all involved.” Paulie explained, sheepishly. 

Paulie told The Waterton Chronicle he’s particularly interested in Renee’s airbags. 

“Yeah. What we’re looking for is an intellect. While she may not quite have that part of it nailed yet, she’s clearly onto something with her OnlyFans thing. I mean with her safety credentials.” he explained, with a squawk.