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All hell is breaking loose in the Triple 8 and Parity Pelican bunkers tonight after Team Penske finished 1-2 in the inaugural Supercars All Stars E-Series race at Phillip Island tonight.
The Waterton Chronicle understands Triple 8 boss Roland Dane has launched about 400 different protests in the last ten minutes, with the biggest question Roland is seeking answers to being how exactly Fabian Coulthard finished P2.
“We’re a bit suspicious really.” said Roland.
“How can he be absolutely nowhere in real life and suddenly he’s quick enough to actually do his job as Scotty’s team mate. It doesn’t make sense.” Roland explained.
Supercars Head of Parity Paulie the Parity Pelican agreed with Roland, telling this reporter they’re also “looking into” whether Team Penske might have gained an advantage by not having Jamie Whincup on a simulator.
More to come.