Local Meth Head Dons “Friendly” Skull Face Mask To Guard Against COVID-19

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT

It appears even the nation’s meth addicts are doing their bit to stop the spread of COVID-19, with reports coming in that a group of society’s finest specimens are utilising “friendly skull” facemasks, apparently in a bid to protect themselves from the deadly virus.  

Self-described “meth enthusiast” Corey spoke to The Waterton Daily Chronicle to explain the logic behind the initiative.. 

“Yeah, I’m just really concerned about being exposed to harmful substances and fluids.” Corey explained while observing social distancing guidelines queuing outside a Waterton methadone clinic. 

“It really pisses me off that not everyone is protecting themselves from the virus.” Corey added, pointing to a fellow meth head in the queue in front of him who wasn’t wearing a mask. 

More to come.