F1: Lewis Hamilton Reckons His Mate Kanye Should Be In F1

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Six Times F1 World Champion and multi-gagillionaire Lewis Hamilton appears to be spending his time away from doing his actual job coming up with new things to complain about on social media. 

Following earlier rants about his non-vegan fans destroying the planet, Australians also destroying the planet with their pesky bushfire season, and private jets destroying the planet now that he doesn’t own one anymore, Lewis has today decided that getting a drive in Formula One should be less about ability and more about skin colour. 

Speaking to The Waterton Sports Chronicle from one of his “modest” New York penthouses the struggling black man told this reporter he can’t understand why there aren’t more black people racing in Formula One. 

“It’s a disgrace really. My mate Kanye (yes, that Kanye) told me he’d love to do my job, but they won’t let him because he’s black.” Lewis explained. 

“Someone said to me it’s probably because he’s not a good racing driver. Well that’s just not true man, and anyway Romain Grosjean can’t drive either and he’s still there.” he added. 

According to reports, Lewis is working behind the scenes to get Kanye into the seat of far too-Finnish team-mate Valtteri Bottas for 2021. 

“It’s just the right thing to do in these difficult times man.” Lewis said.