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With the recently announced closure of “Holden”, the so-called Supercars “organisation” has looked skyward for guidance as half the grid looks likely to spontaneously turn to dust over the next year or so.
Fortuitously, the management team stumbled into a few Disney marketing gurus while enjoying AFLW tickets no one would pay for at their recently acquired Marvel Stadium.
“Yeah, I think it was about three quarter time so obviously no one had scored yet, so we ran into these Disney/Marvel guys who seem to have unlimited cash and they offered us a deal.” said Head of Supercars Paulie the Parity Pelican, with a gullet full of $8 hot chips and half a piece of what was allegedly “snapper”.
In the official media release, the Titan noted he had “managed to take out half the universe in a snap, so wiping out a few ‘Holdens’ should be no big deal. Just have to figure out how to keep this Roland bloke happy at the same time.”.
More to come.