Dick Johnson’s Phone Goes Flat After 53 Missed Calls From James Courtney

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After the truly weird exit of James Courtney from TEKNO, sorry, “Team Sydney”, reports are coming in that the 2010 champion is just a little bit keen to secure a co-driver seat with the team he left almost ten years ago. 

The development caused a bit of a kerfuffle in the Johnson household, with Supercars legend Dick struggling to find his phone charger for a few tense minutes. 

“I’m pretty sure I left it next to our bed.” Dick told wife Jillie. 

“Well it’s not there Dick.” explained Jillie. 

Once the charger debacle had been sorted out, Dick found that his former championship-winning driver was trying to reach him, and it seemed like some kind of emergency because he’d called more than 50 times. 

“James? It’s Dick here.” Dick explained when James answered his callback. 

After James explained the situation with the weird cloning lab and how no one was sharing Cokes anymore, Dick said he’d see what he could do, and immediately got Roger Penske on the phone. 

“Who the fxxk is James Courtney?” Penske asked.