Supercars: Weird Cloning Operation Uncovered At Team Sydney Precinct

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As the drama continues to ooze from the latest failed Married At First Sight experiment between TEKNO Autosports, sorry, “Team Sydney”, and James Courtney, The Waterton Sports Chronicle has uncovered what seems to be a fairly sophisticated cloning operation at the team’s taxpayer-funded secret lair. 

While we were purely speculating that Chris Pither might need a Hazmat suit to protect himself from the toxic environment, it appears we may not have been too far off the mark. 

As suspicion built that TEKNO, sorry “Team Sydney”, might be trying to clone Shane van Gisbergen in some kind of twisted attempt to return to the glory days of the team, the team’s Head of Cloning/Chief Engineer Dr Mephesto turned up at the gate to put to rest any fears the general public might have had.  

“We’re definitely not trying to clone Shane van Gisbergen in some kind of twisted attempt to return to the glory days.Nope. Not at all, SVG2! Go back inside!” explained the mad scientist. 

“Now go away so we can continue our experiments in peace.”.  

There is definitely more to come in this developing story.