Paulie The Parity Pelican Looking Forward To 12 Full Hours Of Dishing Out Penalties

With the Bathurst 12 Hour set to kick off this weekend, Head of Supercars Paulie the Parity Pelican is doing some last minute nit-picking through the rulebook to make sure him and his team of absolute pelicans don’t miss a single opportunity to throw a random penalty at someone. 

When The Waterton Sports Chronicle spoke to Paulie, he explained that he and his team take equality and inclusiveness very seriously, and anyone caught actually trying to win the race would face “severe punishment”. 

“We can’t have rogue racing drivers going out there and upsetting everyone else by winning.” explained the seabird. 

“Except for Craig Lowndes of course. He can win it if he wants to.”. 

Paulie went on to explain that they’ll try to hand out the penalties strategically to coincide with the 8 hours of Shannons and Supercheap ads that Channel 7 will run during the 12 hour event.