22-Year Old Waterton P-Plater Who Just Bought XR6 Turbo Definitely Wasn’t Doing Burnouts

A Waterton man who recently bought a Ford Falcon XR6 Turbo is currently assisting police with their enquiries after said Falcon ended up becoming one with a local gumtree on the way home. 

Local electrician’s apprentice and Forza Horizon player Finn Harris (22) was attempting to drive the Falcon home after upgrading from the 1993 Civic VTi he was gifted after his grandma died a few years ago. Unfortunately for him, and the gum tree, Finn failed to successfully negotiate a fairly simple left-hand turn at an intersection and instead managed to wake up a couple of koalas. 

“Nah, it was my mate driving” Finn told this reporter. 

“Nah we definitely weren’t doing any burnouts or any of that other stuff. I just lost it on the wet road. I mean my mate did.” he added. 

When asked about insurance, Finn scoffed. 

“Bro, I’m on P’s, I’m not even allowed to drive this car, let alone do unnecessary burnouts and wrap it around a tree. As if it’s insured, Ell Oh Ell. I mean my mate is on P’s..” he said.