Supercars Set To Penalise Scotty McLaughlin For Christmas Gifts

Reports are coming in that Head of Supercars Paulie the Parity Pelican has taken exception to Scott McLaughlin receiving something other than underwear and socks for Christmas. 

The Chronicle has learned that McLaughlin’s successful year might have continued on Christmas Day with the two-time champion and Bathurst champion apparently showing no signs of stopping winning at life after his recent wedding. 

But Paulie was having none of it. 

“We just don’t think it’s fair that some other drivers get socks, and he gets actual gifts” squawked the seabird. 

The giant pelican told this reporter he is currently looking into what can be done to stop Scotty’s good year. 

“Meh, he had a couple of good years. Don’t you worry though, we’re working hard to make sure that doesn’t happen again” squawked the seabird. 

Paulie told this reporter he just wants to see order restored. 

“All we want really is for Triple 8 to win everything again so I can relax a bit more.” he explained.