Cricket Australia is tonight breathing a sigh of relief that only 12 people bothered to turn up to Day 4 of the test match at Optus Stadium after someone left the chicken wraps out on the bench for a bit long.
In what’s been the most exciting part of the Kiwi’s second attempt at batting, all 12 people in the stands were sent into a panic as a notice was displayed on the big screens urging anyone who had bought food to immediately return it.
One panicked punter told this reporter “yes I had the chicken. Why?!” When this reporter explained that she might need to go to the hospital she became more alarmed.
“What is it?” she asked.
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.” this reporter calmly explained, before asking if there were any doctors on board.
The Waterton Chronicle has learned that the Kiwi top order are going to claim they also had the chicken.
More to come.