World Relieved As Sonic The Hedgehog Looks Normal Again

80s and 90s kids everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief as whoever came up with that frankly grotesque beady-eyed version of Sonic a few months ago has been shown the door, and Sonic looks normal again. 

The drama unfolded earlier this year when whatever pelican they hired to design Sonic for his new movie decided he didn’t need to bother finding out what Sonic actually looked like and kind of just assumed everyone wanted to see a “realistic blue hedgehog” after his mum took him to see the new Lion King movie. 

Thankfully for everyone, the monstrosity he created has been thrown in the bin, in favour of a return to a version of Sonic that doesn’t look like he’s halfway through a DMT trip. 

More to come.