Man Who Didn’t Correct Work Colleagues Four Years Ago Still Answering To “Kevin”

A Waterton data analyst is still answering to the name Kevin four years after joining the company, despite that not being his name at all. 

Bevan Meek (39) joined the business four years ago today and was this morning presented with the obligatory HR-initiated chocolate cake and certificate in honour of his long service. 

“Give Kevin a round of applause everyone!” said the company HR Manager Kerry Dolphin as Bevan stared out the window contemplating how he had become such a pussy over the years. 

“One day I’ll tell them” Bevan mumbled to himself after returning to his cubicle. 

More to come.