Concern As Trump Goes Full 13 Minutes Without Rage Tweeting About Something

People are this morning wondering what’s happened to Trump after a full 13 minutes has passed since he had an incoherent all caps rant about something on Twitter. 

The alarm was raised a few minutes ago by self-described “Trumper” and anti-Mexican Arizona man Hank Guntoter who, seemingly in a state of semi-hysteria, tweeted at Trump: 

“HOWDY MR PRESIDENT! YOU OK THERE BUDDY?! DON”T BE A STRANGER NOW!” 

The tweet has so far caused quite the kerfuffle, attracting over 500,000 replies from a steady stream of people with clearly not much else to worry about beyond the “Mexican invasion”, when the next Call of Duty comes out, and how they’ll get dinner after the local Taco Bell went halal-certified. 

Having still not heard from the President two minutes later, Mr Guntoter is reportedly now in a state of complete panic over what might have happened to Trump and is trying to reach him directly at the Whitehouse for some reason.