President Trump Invites Turkey To Invade Utah To “Deal With Romney”

As the public tiff between President Trump and retired door knocker Mitt Romney, also known as Pierre Delecto, continues, sources close to no one in particular have suggested that Trump might have lost patience with the situation. 

Inspired by how fantastically everything went in Syria after he randomly told Turkey to “go for it” last week, Trump has apparently invited new drinking buddy President Erdogan to have a crack at Utah. 

“The ratings from last week were tremendous, really really tremendous. And because of my tremendous decision no one has to worry about those sandpeople anymore. It’s really great” Trump said. 

“Perhaps Turkey can sort out the Romney situation too” he added.