Short Woman Goes Unnoticed By Bartenders

A shorter than average woman is currently struggling to get the attention of bartenders in a Waterton nightclub, sources say. 

Our reporter on the scene, Michaela Booze-Hagg says the woman in question has been waiting at least three minutes for someone to notice her, with zero success so far. 

“She keeps falling victim to the skinny bitches and unnecessarily aggressive guys in singlets” reported Michaela. 

“If this continues for much longer, there’s a real risk of her sobering up a bit” she added. 

More to come.