Wallabies Coach Michael Cheika Updates His CV And SEEK Profile

Following the all too predictable loss to what Cheika had previously described as “minnows” England, Michael Cheika has disappeared under a bridge somewhere to update his CV and Seek profile in anticipation of Empress Raelene’s inevitable meltdown. 

Having said before the game “we don’t really do much analysis to be honest” old mate apparently hasn’t been able to work out that it’s kind of hard to win a rugby game if only two of your players can catch, pass and kick. 

“I don’t really know what went on out there, but I had a productive evening” he said. 

“I was pretty busy in the second half, so didn’t get much of a chance to have a look at the game really, but there’s some pretty good opportunities out there for me” he added. 

More to come.