A study commissioned by Waterton University of Technology (WUT) released today confirms what most of us suspected.
The study, which took all of about 30 minutes to complete by asking a few local randoms on the street what they thought, found that the vast majority of women are not fans of seeing the outline of your bits in glorious 4K HD through your crusty old tracky dacks.
Local dad and 90s fashion tragic Trevor Tenpenny (42) said he didn’t understand what the problem was.
“What’s the problem love?” he asked our roving reporter.
“The missus says I look sexy, and I get plenty of attention from the ladies at the pub”.
More to come.