Wallabies Coach Says All Blacks Had “Easiest Opening Game” Following NZ Win Over South Africa

Delusional Wallabies coach Michael Cheika has just dismissed the All Blacks emphatic win over Rugby Championship winners South Africa as “simple, compared with what we have to deal with”. 

In an all-too-predictable spray, Cheika said “no one knows the troubles I’ve seen”. 

In what seems like a well-constructed attempt to deflect attention away from him, Cheika pointed out that the All Blacks only had to face recent Rugby Championship and multiple World Cup winners, and obvious minnows, South Africa, whereas his team had to turn up against “Rugby Powerhouses” and Kava connoisseurs Fiji. 

“Just wait til they have to face a real opponent, like Georgia” he added. 

More to come.