Overly Emotionally Invested Holden Fan Reckons He’ll Get “A Fair Bit” For Old HRT Hat Now

A grieving Holden fan has entertained people on social media tonight after claiming that he could easily get “a fair bit bro, I reckon easily $10K eh” for an old HRT team cap from the Mark Skaife era.  The drama unfolded this afternoon after Waterton man Wally “Wazza” McDonald (45) posted in a Holden fan page on Facebook a picture of the manky old hat. … Continue reading Overly Emotionally Invested Holden Fan Reckons He’ll Get “A Fair Bit” For Old HRT Hat Now

F1: Williams Unveil “Revolutionary” New Paint Scheme In Bid To Win 2020 Title

After what the team are describing as a “challenging” few seasons, Williams have already improved in 2020 by at least having a car ready for preseason testing this time. In addition to this massive step forward, Williams F1 have unveiled a new livery that they reckon will “completely solve” all the issues that have seen the team celebrate achievements like managing to only get lapped … Continue reading F1: Williams Unveil “Revolutionary” New Paint Scheme In Bid To Win 2020 Title

Supercars Wooing New Manufacturers Following Holden Euthanasia

Following the news that GM has finally sent Holden to the farm after years of producing cars that no one bought while happily taking billions of taxpayer dollars back to Detroit, Supercars has woken up this morning in a quiet panic, and decided maybe they should probably kind of sort of try to maybe stop scaring away new manufacturers, perhaps.  The Waterton Sports Chronicle understands … Continue reading Supercars Wooing New Manufacturers Following Holden Euthanasia

Supercars Announces New Parity Measure After Holden Pulls The Plug

Following the news that surprised almost no one, that the Holden brand is finally being put out it’s misery after years of flailing around like a baby bird the cat caught but isn’t quite ready to kill yet, Supercars has acted swiftly to make sure the development doesn’t make it any easier for a Ford to win anything.  Speaking from Tailem Bend, where he is … Continue reading Supercars Announces New Parity Measure After Holden Pulls The Plug

Supercars Resists Urge To Investigate Scott McLaughlin’s Indycar Test

In utterly shocking news just announced, Supercars has apparently said it won’t be looking into how Scott McLaughlin managed to do so well at his Indycar test at COTA in Texas today.  The decision comes after several years of efforts by Supercars, under the guidance of Paulie the Parity Pelican, to discourage the DJR Team Penske driver from trying to win races with a range … Continue reading Supercars Resists Urge To Investigate Scott McLaughlin’s Indycar Test

Supercars Investigating Team Penske 2020 Livery

In mostly unsurprising news, Supercars has apparently tonight launched an inquiry into DJR Team Penske’s 2020 livery to see if they can find a reason to issue a penalty.  The Waterton Sports Chronicle understands that the enquiry will focus initially on the idea that the colour red automatically makes cars faster.  “What we’re looking into is whether we might have been squawking up the wrong … Continue reading Supercars Investigating Team Penske 2020 Livery

Triple 8 To Run Sandman Ute At Adelaide “Just For Parity Laughs”

In breaking news, Triple 8 has announced that Jamie Whincup will be driving their much maligned Sandman Ute project car at Adelaide.  The news comes after Head of Supercars Paulie the Parity Pelican spent all of last season trying to give Triple 8 something to celebrate.  “Yeah look it didn’t go to plan to be honest.” explained the seabird.  “But at least this time we’ll.. … Continue reading Triple 8 To Run Sandman Ute At Adelaide “Just For Parity Laughs”

Scott Pye Brings Bunch Of Tools With Him To Team 18

After acting like one during the 2019 season when Scotty Mclaughlin didn’t let him win anything, perennial whinger Scott Pye has reportedly brought a whole bunch of tools with him to Team 18 courtesy of newly announced DeWalt sponsorship.  The news comes after a quiet off-season for Pye following several tantrums in the second half of 2019 brought on probably by the realisation that McLaughlin … Continue reading Scott Pye Brings Bunch Of Tools With Him To Team 18

SVG Spanks Almost Everyone In Sim Race

Shane van Gisbergen is tonight talking up his chances of beating Scotty McLaughlin this year after demolishing a bunch of actual amateurs at Catalunya tonight.  Despite being paid the big bucks, Shane only managed P4 against a determined and kind of prepared group of amateur sim racers in tonight’s Catalunya GTE race.  “Yeah look it was a tough race, I fought my way from the … Continue reading SVG Spanks Almost Everyone In Sim Race