Supercars: What Ever Happened To Renee Gracie Starting Her Own Race Team?

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the news that Lethal Lee Holdsworth might be about to become the Will Davison of 2021, and lose his Tickford seat through no fault of his own, the absolute legends at The Waterton Chronicle got to chatting about potential replacements.  Earlier this year Renee caused quite the kerfuffle in the mainstream media with the revelation that getting … Continue reading Supercars: What Ever Happened To Renee Gracie Starting Her Own Race Team?

Supercars: “We’ll See About That” Says Paulie After Will Davison’s Praise For DJR Pace

Supercars: “We’ll See About That” Says Paulie After Will Davison’s Praise For DJR Pace   Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Following a successful test day at Queensland Raceway, Will Davison has praised the DJR (no more Team Penske, get over it) Mustang, with words to the effect of “yeah it’s f**king quick”.  Unfortunately for everyone, his comments have apparently come to the attention of … Continue reading Supercars: “We’ll See About That” Says Paulie After Will Davison’s Praise For DJR Pace

Formula One: Lewis Hamilton Not Happy With “Unfair” Turkey Conditions

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Basically guaranteed 2020 World Champion (Valterri, it’s James….) Lewis Hamilton has spent the time between the end of qualifying in Turkey and right now having a massive whinge about how slippery the circuit is, and is apparently calling it “unfair to the fans, unfair to me, unfair to Roscoe, unfair to vulnerable people everywhere, man.”. Apparently Lewis’ main … Continue reading Formula One: Lewis Hamilton Not Happy With “Unfair” Turkey Conditions

Supercars: Jack Smith ‘Feels Bad’ For Fabian Coulthard

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Expert at binning it for no apparent reason, and usually backwards, Jack Smith, has apparently weighed in on the predicament facing Fabian Coulthard, as the former DJR Team Penske driver’s options for 2021 continue to diminish.  The giant Pussy.. Cat Dolls fan has opened up to The Waterton Chronicle about Fabs’ plight, and shed some light on where … Continue reading Supercars: Jack Smith ‘Feels Bad’ For Fabian Coulthard

Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Applies For Safety Car Driver Position

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Reports are streaming in from a flood of speculators, as usual, that Fabian Coulthard is being vetted for the coveted position of Safety Car driver after his stellar performance in the role at the 2019 Bathurst 1000.  Sources familiar with the situation have told The Waterton Chronicle that with Fabs’ chances of securing an actual racing car seat … Continue reading Supercars: Fabian Coulthard Applies For Safety Car Driver Position

F1: Yanks Not Keen On Going Back To Vietnam, Saudi Arabia All Good

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT The American monopoly men running F1 have today made what they’ve called a “cautious decision”, given the history.  Despite announcing the race over a year ago, the whole COVID thing provided a convenient excuse for the American-owned series to avoid Vietnam again this year, much to the relief of the yanks running the show.  And now it seems … Continue reading F1: Yanks Not Keen On Going Back To Vietnam, Saudi Arabia All Good

F1: Drivers To Don Burqa’s, Stone Some Rape Victims Pre-Race In Saudi Arabia

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT After spending all year campaigning to “end racism”, and making everyone feel like shxt for just wanting to spend a couple of hours on a Sunday free from politics so they can watch some racing cars, F1 money-grubs Liberty Media have done it again. For reasons officially unknown, but unofficially kind of obvious, the Monopoly Men decided that … Continue reading F1: Drivers To Don Burqa’s, Stone Some Rape Victims Pre-Race In Saudi Arabia

F1: “Ericsson Hit Me!” Says Albon After Dropping It Again

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT As Helmut Marko’s finger gets closer and closer to Alex Albon’s launch button with every passing day, the “Thai” driver has apparently taken a leaf out of another soon to be former F1 driver’s book (Romain Grosjean), and blamed another former F1 driver, Marcus Ericsson, for the incident that saw Alex Albon finish ahead of Max Verstappen. The … Continue reading F1: “Ericsson Hit Me!” Says Albon After Dropping It Again

Supercars: SA Govt Removes Last Remaining Excuse For Anyone To Voluntarily Visit Adelaide

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT With the announcement overnight that the South  Australian Government has cancelled the Adelaide 500 Supercars race, serial killers all over the so-called “City of Churches” are collectively freaking out over the sudden drop in targets.  The Waterton Chronicle sent a reporter to investigate the situation.  “We’re really worried to be honest.” Malcolm (48), a cooper by trade, explained.  … Continue reading Supercars: SA Govt Removes Last Remaining Excuse For Anyone To Voluntarily Visit Adelaide

Supercars: Parity Pelican Unfortunately Avoids Mishap At Scotty’s First Indy Practice

Bryan Firebrand | Chief Editor | CONTACT Scotty McLaughlin’s first actual race in Indycar ended in a bit of a crash, which sources familiar with the situation have claimed may have been caused by a pelican distracting the Indycar rookie with a “bit of a flash” at turn 8. It appears the Parity Squadron are still not over the fact that Scotty might actually just … Continue reading Supercars: Parity Pelican Unfortunately Avoids Mishap At Scotty’s First Indy Practice